Tea: Is it a fruit?

I don't think this is tea!!! Image credit: queenmobs.com

What are fruits, really?

Fruits are what fruit snacks are made out of, I think, sometimes.

When I buy fruit snacks I don't often look at the package, but I have some recollection that there are "grape" fruit snacks. Or, at least, grape-ish fruit snacks. And if I remember correctly, grapes are fruits. Or nuts. Or fruits. I think they are fruits.

I think my mom told me tomatoes are fruits.

My mom is always saying all kinds of things, and I'm rarely paying attention - more often I'm eating tomatoes. But one time, I think, she was all like, "That's a fruit!" And I was like, "huhhh?" And she was like, "Hey." And I was like, "Mom are you stoned." And she was like, "Huhhhhh." (correction: she was like, "Uhhhhhh")

Fruitcake: the next fruit?

Fruits are dope, tea is dope. Are they the same?
Is tea really "tea juice"?
I don't think so! But maybe!
Should we ask a scientist?

If tea tries really, really hard it might be a fruit.
Anyone can achieve anything if they put their mind to it.
The AMERICAN DREAM.

Hey y’all, welcome to another POEMHACK! I am IN NEED of some more poems to look at! If you’re wondering, “Should I send Donald a poem?” the answer is yes! If you’re wondering, “Is Donald gonna tear my poem up and make me feel like shit for a couple days?” the answer is probably not! Unless you write an “Ode to Hitler” or an “Ode to Stalin” or something!* (source: queen mob's teahouse) 

How to Survive off of Rain Alone

eat it up yum yum eat some more rain you addict

Eating Rain: Surprisingly Delicious

Even unsalted, rain is delicious

You may think, "Oh, I don't want to eat rain, it's probably boring!" Well, news flash: You're Boring, buddy! Rain is an ancient dish, enjoyed by most cultures for thousands of years. Are you too good? Yeah, right.

Cooking rain: the lost art

You may think that rain is only delicious raw. Again, you're so wrong. Put that rain in an oven, crank the heat, wait twenty minutes, and enjoy nice crispy rain! Perfect for those late-night munchies.

Ramen Noodles vs. Horse Tornadoes: Who Would Win??

eat yourself you ramen guy

Ramen Noodles are BAD ASS

They are a complete breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

You can eat these non-stop, 24-hours per day, 600 days per year and you will only get stronger. Famous people have done this. For instance, the powerful Barack Obama is said to have eaten noodles for 400 years before defeating Andre the Giant to become the TALLEST MAN. 

They are full of wax.

Wax is from candles. Candles are from fire. Fire is from the sun. The sun is on the Japanese flag. Coincidence? No. 

They sometimes have plagues of insects in them.

I found a gigantic lobster in one. Lobsters are king of the insect kingdom. Keys to the kingdom, baby! 

Horse Tornadoes are TERRIFYING

What even is a horse tornado?

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There is probably lots of poop in them.
Horses are also known as "noble steeds"  "dogs".

What are the bookies saying?

They do not know about this.

The Verdict