Monday, February 24, 2014

How NOT to use Vegetables: Dangers of Nutrition

As weapons

Veggies are NOT throwing stars!

Veggies are rarely aerodynamic, and they are too soft to stick neatly in someone's forehead. If you are trying to defend yourself in this way--just stop. Use your fist! Use your forehead! Use a real throwing star!

Veggies are NOT swords!

fool, don't do this

They are not guns, how could you even think that??

Thursday, February 20, 2014

How to Murder a Taco: Muerte y Comidas

This is what yr soft taco shd look like

Soft Tacos

Be tender!

Soft tacos are easily scared. You don't want all that adrenaline in their tortilla muscles harming the taste. Be tender! Give it a little rub before you stick that axe in its forehead.

Speak softly

It's creepier when you speak softly. This will increase your sick pleasure, while simultaneously keeping your victim-taco unaware of its terrible fate.