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Ramen Noodles are BAD ASS
They are a complete breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You can eat these non-stop, 24-hours per day, 600 days per year and you will only get stronger. Famous people have done this. For instance, the powerful Barack Obama is said to have eaten noodles for 400 years before defeating Andre the Giant to become the TALLEST MAN.
They are full of wax.
Wax is from candles. Candles are from fire. Fire is from the sun. The sun is on the Japanese flag. Coincidence? No.
They sometimes have plagues of insects in them.
I found a gigantic lobster in one. Lobsters are king of the insect kingdom. Keys to the kingdom, baby!
Horse Tornadoes are TERRIFYING
What even is a horse tornado?By mid-2010, the Food Network had made Fieri the "face of the network."[4] In 2010, the New York Times reported that Fieri brought an "element of rowdy, mass-market culture to American food television," and that his "prime-time shows attract more male viewers than any others on the network."[4] (wikipedia)
There is probably lots of poop in them.
Horses are also known as
