Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Praying to Planets: Why Jupiter the Planet is more Loving than Jupiter the Roman God


The Roman God Dude Was a Total Dick

He totally screwed with everybody.

Like, for instance, that time he turned into a swan and raped Leda. Who the fuck does that? Why would anyone pray to anything that turns into a swan and rapes someone?? No wonder Greece has had so many difficulties.

He loved getting people in fights.

He was an inveterate cheater.

What Did the Planet Jupiter Ever Do to You?
NASA thinks: Not very much.

st the distant, icy world on July 14, NASA heliophysicist Nikolaos Paschalidis will be one happy man: he created a mission-enabling technology that will help uncover details about the atmosphere of the never-before-visited dwarf planet.

“We have been waiting for this for a long time,” said the Greek native, who now works as a scientist at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland. “That’s what happens when it takes more than nine years to get to your destination.”

When employed by the Maryland-based Johns Hopkins Applied Ph

At Least the Planet is Real

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