Monday, October 20, 2014

How to Survive off of Rain Alone

eat it up yum yum eat some more rain you addict

Eating Rain: Surprisingly Delicious

Even unsalted, rain is delicious

You may think, "Oh, I don't want to eat rain, it's probably boring!" Well, news flash: You're Boring, buddy! Rain is an ancient dish, enjoyed by most cultures for thousands of years. Are you too good? Yeah, right.

Cooking rain: the lost art

You may think that rain is only delicious raw. Again, you're so wrong. Put that rain in an oven, crank the heat, wait twenty minutes, and enjoy nice crispy rain! Perfect for those late-night munchies.

It's a good mixer!

Living in Endless Rain

Shelter, torture
How to Forget there was such a thing as Dryness
How to Swim through the Air Itself
It's much like swimming through water, but more difficult. Practice!

Why the Clouds Hate You

Because YOU SUCK (note: I have learned that not everybody sucks. My bad.)

Have you ever said like two nice words to them?
Humans are Smelly
Flying can often be an ideal dream metaphor for release or freedom after you've experienced an emotional breakthrough, allowing you soar above hardships and mental blockages of the past.[1] Given that the sky has no limit, this can be indicative that you don't feel constrained and that you're looking down on everything from a refreshed, new perspective that lets you see things differently. (source)

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