Eating Computers: The Why, The How, The Technnique

This is NOT A COMPUTER, dummy.

Selecting a Computer to Eat

Choose a fresh computer

Computers are best when they're fresh--just like regular food! If you use an old computer, like an Apple IIe, your dish is gonna taste like ass and your friends and family are going to hate you. They might already hate you, but they'll hate you more.

Laptops and tablets: Computer Rustica

Though it's tough to beat a desktop deal, some diners prefer laptops and tablets. These have the added benefit of being low-calorie, low-fat, low(er)-silicon. (source: aogdihsdogih)

Don't Eat It RAW

Fruits are dope, tea is dope. Are they the same?
Is tea really "tea juice"?
I don't think so! But maybe!
Should we ask a scientist?

If tea tries really, really hard it might be a fruit.
Anyone can achieve anything if they put their mind to it.
The AMERICAN DREAM.

Preparing and Cooking your Computer

What it Feels like Coming Out

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