Monday, February 24, 2014

How NOT to use Vegetables: Dangers of Nutrition

As weapons

Veggies are NOT throwing stars!

Veggies are rarely aerodynamic, and they are too soft to stick neatly in someone's forehead. If you are trying to defend yourself in this way--just stop. Use your fist! Use your forehead! Use a real throwing star!

Veggies are NOT swords!

fool, don't do this

They are not guns, how could you even think that??


As flotation devices

And now you have vegetable swords that might encourage your kids to actually play with their food and then eat it. Other ways to get your kids to eat fruit ... (from If Not For Kidnap)

As q-tips

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