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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Let's piss people off! Being annoying 101

Today we're going to learn how to annoy people!

The basics:

  • Set their shoes on fire
  • Set their car on fire
  • Eat all their food
  • Eat their children
  • "To drive your enemies before you"
   
Advanced annoyance:
Say "blah" after everything they say. It's sure to be a hit! (Correction: it's just annoying)
Use background color on all your blog posts!
Play Youtube videos all day every day \




Over on Slashdot Japan, there is a discussion about what magazines people still read (Google translation of Japanese original). Japanese people still tend to read a lot of periodicals, while in the west readership seems to be in decline. Do you read magazines regularly, or at all? Are websites a good substitute, or do print publications still offer something worth spending your cash on?"

 

These are annoying lilies


Monday, February 18, 2013

Need New Puppy? Petnapping 101 pt 1

First Things First: Identifying the Cuteness


Which of your neighbors have puppies? How many have un-spayed dogs? It will be important for you to start keeping (discreetly!) a list of these.

Harden your heart--become a monster!

I'm comin' to get you!!!

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Why are you doing it? A ransom? A pet? A meal?

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Research the breed


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Pure-breds vs. mutts
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Age of puppy (will it learn to love you?)
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Tomorrow we'll discuss the gear you'll need--stay tuned!