Need New Puppy? Petnapping 101 pt 1

First Things First: Identifying the Cuteness

Which of your neighbors have puppies? How many have un-spayed dogs? It will be important for you to start keeping (discreetly!) a list of these.

Harden your heart--become a monster!

I'm comin' to get you!!!

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Why are you doing it? A ransom? A pet? A meal?

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Research the breed

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Pure-breds vs. mutts
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Age of puppy (will it learn to love you?)

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Tomorrow we'll discuss the gear you'll need--stay tuned!